Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn’t go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.