Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris‘ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris‘ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn’t go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.

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