Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn’t go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris‘ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris‘ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn’t go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris jokes

Welcome to complete collection of Chuck Norris jokes

T-shirt Hell – Where all the bad shirts go.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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